Monday, August 15, 2011

KK... Wins? Probably Not.

Geeze. People on the internet are HOSTILE. Well, no, the idiots on Youtube are hostile.

Pity for them I've taken more Creative Writing classes than I care to count and can defend myself with words almost as well as I can with my fists.

No, I'm not from the 'Hood or anything (hans? Where are you when I need you?!), but I've been taking Karate since second grade. So, yeah, I was a kickass third grader.

The pity is, for those on Youtube who think it's hilarious to say they're coming after people on the internet, if they did, they'd probably in a drug-induced (or perhaps alcohol-induced) stupor, and they'd end up sprawled on a street somewhere not long after they'd try to attack me. Not that I'd be easily found, you guys don't even know my full name, and I've been Blogging longer than I've been an active Youtuber.

So, yeah, I'm not particularly worried about dumbass Youtube thugs at the moment.

I'm more concerned with softball coach thugs, truthfully. I'm trying a couple more teams, then I always have my old team to fall back on - I just don't want to. Our coach keeps trying to mess with us - Our swing, our stance, even the way I bloody pitch. AND I DON'T LIKE HIM.

Jackass.

He treats his assistants more like slaves than anything, his daughter his the Queen Of The Softball Team, and I swear he tries to rape the rest of us. It's ridiculous. Hence why I was so upset Saturday.

But, I shall not angst about idiots any longer.

I'm off to bat now.

~Softball Obsessed KK, Somewhere, USA.

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