WHY?! WHY ARE YOU CLOSED?!

Welcome to: KK's korner
Time: Already too late
Topic: Random news, NOT having to do with my life.


Okay, so I don't have an exact date on this one because it's been uploaded and reuploaded so many times, but my resources tell me it was during the G20 protests...? Anyone out there clear on what G20 is? Because I certainly don't know. ANYWAY, it's like this complete and utter FREAKOUT. There's this guy, who's favorite shopping center seems to be closed for the occasion. And he absolutely freaks out and screams at the people inside saying things like "WHY?! WHY ARE YOU CLOSED?! WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR DOORS TO THE PUBLIC?! WHY?!" So, I've decided to deem him, The Epic Why Guy. Okay. My Point of view: That guys needs some SERIOUS meds. I mean, really? It's a freaking store, what could you POSSIBLY need that bad? Seriously, he needs like an aid with him at all times. I mean, what if somebody accidently shoved him?! :-O Such a felony! Anyway, there's all these people at the outside of the store too, and no one moves to go talk to him. But thankfully, SOMEONE (no idea who) decides to whip out their camera to record the whole thing. And some jerks come to 'help' the Epic Why Guy. Their really making fun of him, but it sure is amusing. When you're driving, have you ever noticed if you run into like a bug or something, it stays on your windshield? So basically their acting like that, pressed up against the storefront windows. After he's done ranting at the front of the store, The Epic Why Guy comes over to where everyone else is and says:
Epic Why Guy: Doesn't anyone else care? It's just a spectacle to you? *Moves closer to our faithful camera man, and shoves face in camera* It's just a spectacle to you? *straightens up and faces camera man* It's just fun-ny? Huahahaha! Let the police cut off my balls.(Me: what the hell? no, I sadly wasn't there, but I said it aloud when watching the video.) I don't mind because it's the cops and their always right! (he was being sarcastic) RIGHT? You wanna go shopping?! You don't give a shit, do you?
Camera Man: Not really.
Epic Why Guy: 'Not really'. Then why don't you go f*ck off with you camera and stop stop (he stutters for a bit) -I'm saying! I'm not giving you permission to film me, Alright?! You don't have PERMISSION.
Camera Man: You're in a public place!
Epic Why Guy: No No! It's closed! *points to building* It's closed!
Camera Man: No. This is actually a privately held uh.. -
Epic Why Guy: Oh REALLY, you're gonna explain it to me?! Then tell me why they're closed.
Camera Man: I dunno. Maybe *says name of mall* doesn't want you in.
Epic Why Guy: *eyes widen* (says name of mall) doesn't want ME in?! That's why they closed the whole place?!
Camera Man: Apparently.
Epic Why Guy: Are you nutsssssss?! Are you crazy? I just walked over here, For Christ's sake.
Camera: Turns off.
Still don't believe me? Watch the video. I'll post a link down below. Now I have a question for you: Would you guys do something as STUPID as this on live camera when you know you're being filmed? Post your response in a comment down below.

Next on the agenda, we have... a man who donated his cell phone to Goodwill. I mean, you'd think that'd be a good thing; donating a useful device to a good cause. Well. Here's the story...

See, this man forgot a couple things when he donated it. He forgot to erase all of his personal memory. Including his photos and videos that he had of himself raping a child. When a customer picked up the cell phone and saw the evidence he called the cops (hopefully not to cut off the Epic Why Guy's balls) right away. And on top of leaving all the pictures and videos, the guy (from Takoma (guessing on spelling here) Washington, USA) also forgot to erase his personal contact information, thus making it really easy to find and arrest him. How STUPID are people these days? First we have The Epic Why Guy, and doing that even though he knew a ton of people were watching him, now we have THIS. I mean, I'm not telling you how to be a good criminal here, but how STUPID can you be?

And that's all the patience.. er, time I have for this segment of... KK's korner!

Link for The Epic Why Guy video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fbSe9wvN-o

~KK, Somewhere, USA. Not in Takoma, Washington, apparently, 'cause I don't know how to spell it.